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M*A*S*H

M*A*S*H

If everybody has one show they could watch exclusively until the end of time, I’d pick M*A*S*H. I’ve cycled through the show five times so far, to my memory, and if Hulu ever picks it up I’ll go another five easily (Update: they have). My top ten episodes:

  • “Hey, Look Me Over” – Nurse Kelly calls out Hawkeye on his BS. Wish they’d done more with her.
  • “Movie Tonight” – Gee, ma, I wanna go home.
  • “Abyssinia, Henry” – I still cry at the end.
  • “Change of Command” – I’m Section 8 head to toe. I’m wearing a Warner bra. I play with dolls…
  • “Welcome to Korea, 1-2” – What say you, ferret face?
  • “Deal Me Out” – Up close you’re a guy.  / Far away, too.
  • “Adam’s Ribs” – Praise the Lord, pass the sauce.
  • “Dear Sigmund” – “Air raid!”
  • “A Night at Rosie’s” – Snap, crackle, and burp.
  • “Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen” – GOODBYE
Bob’s Burgers

Bob’s Burgers

This list is likely to change so long as the show keeps running, but for now here is my Top Ten:

  1. “Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise” – Oh, great, she brought her own tea.
  2. “Turkey in a Can” – I’m straight…well, mostly straight.
  3. “The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee” – Don’t be tellin’ no lies.
  4. “The Frond Files” – Thank you zombie boyfriends.
  5. “Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl” – You probably think this slap is about you.
  6. “Mazel Tina” – Now I’m gonna die in here and they’re gonna find my bones in your head.
  7. “The Equestranauts” – Non-canonical! Non-canonical!
  8. “Boyz 4 Now” – Don’t you mean kiss? / No, I mean slap.
  9. “Dawn of the Peck” – She’s the alpha turkey.
  10. “Beefsquatch” – This is me now!

 

The Simpsons

The Simpsons

My Top 10 favorite episodes:

  1. “Last Exit to Springfield” – Dental plan!
  2. “Lisa’s First Word” – You people are pigs!
  3. “Boy Scoutz ‘n the Hood” – Water water everywhere, so let’s all have a drink.
  4. “Homer’s Barbershop Quartet” – Wiggum forever! Barney never!
  5. “Homerpalooza” – It smells like Otto’s jacket.
  6. “A Streetcar Named Marge” – Stella! Can’t you hear me yella?
  7. “Homer the Great” – We do, we doooooooo.
  8. “Bart the Lover” – How will I get there? I haven’t decided yet.
  9. “Bart the Genius” – I am a regular, dumb kid.
  10. “Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk” – Mmmm, chocolate…