Years ago I wrote a chocolate review blog. I also made vlogs, but some asshole told me I was ugly and stop making them. So I did. I wish I hadn’t deleted the channel, and I hope that jackass is plagued by hemorrhoids and boils. Only takes one person to spoil what you love. Fuck them.

I don’t know if I’d start up again, but if you’re curious about my chocolate recommendations, here are a few if ever you travel (in no particular order):

• Dilettante in Seattle, WA
• Moonstruck Chocolates in Portland, OR
• Peterbrooke’s in Jacksonville, FL
• Bissinger’s in St. Louis, MO
• Vosges in NYC
• The Chocolate House in DC

Some you can order online. Some you need to go for the full experience.